So who were they really visiting right next door? Why did they stay until the very moment, at 4am that my roomie decided to go to bed? And why did it sound like they went up to that apartment complex on Ina where debbie and Tanya's bikes are parked?
Who was the mysetery man on the obnoxiously loud bike with the ape hangers?? Was that a teeth paint job? Why did it reek like a kilo of weed outside all afternoon? Hope they didn't have to kiester that!! Headed to Winslow and north thru Navajo county. I'll have my friend look out for ya Jimmy.
Would you believe he had a whole closet of raole-playing outfits in plastic hanger bags, that he hand picked his playmate to wear? Sandy was knocked out on migraine meds when he chose mine. 15. And they blamed me. And after all those years of using faggot derraugetorily around me. Ask Mike Tracy.
Then in true Noyes fashion, Jimmy took the fall for what Joe's best friend did while he and sandy were on their road trip to the back clinic, the night Levi snuck over Barry's to visit Nancy's relative, Chris. Jimmy was passed out in front of the fire pit all night, not in the tent with Kristen making Samantha. Brown eyes. Not blue. I was there when they ducked in the tent and there when they emerged the next morning. Too many shooters but not an ounce of shame. The Magnifico Southside Special. In a tent, in her brother in laws yard. Not even private or with walls.
But it's easy to chastise the black sheep when you all stick together and cover for each other's own misdeeds. In true Noyes fashion.
I never gave Katherine a fat lip or stitches in her head. I didn't break Grammy lamp or tell Katherine to dive in the pool or ride her bike off the drainage culvert. Also, why had no one heeded my warning about Chelsea and then Uncle Jefferey at Misquamicut?? Or right, it was more beneficial to plagiarize my info as Katherine's.
So my roommate asked me what I wanted for my birthday meal. I suggested cheesecake or a German chocolate cake. She decided red velvet. I suggested pot roast or cheeseburgers with homemade onion rings. She decided a porter house steak. Even though I told her not to buy me steak, I waste it. Too meaty for me. If it weren't for our shared food budget I'd have gone back to ovo-lacto-vegetarian long ago but she is a carnivore despite her type one diabetes. And, it's not doing me any favors. Also, she is dead set on getting a cat, which I am super allergic to. The sacrifices we make.
A wise woman once said: We are all sick, some, just sicker than others.
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