The ubdoola oblongada

 They tried to hack out my memory, by performing a brain surgery whilst I was in a coma, in a procedure I neither consented to nor needed.  They stole my brain!! The only brain in history with regenerative abilities. That's why the u of  a paid 1.5B for my cadaver. 

If I tell you I remember how satisfied my cousin looked assisting the procedure, you probably won't believe me. If I tell you the image haunts my every moment, waking or otherwise, you won't believe me. If I tell you, you won't believe me. If only they hadn't said "abdoola oblangada" so many times!!

Black marketing organs and at my expense! A person they all chose to be a family for. It's abhorrent. Simply abhorrent. 

One might argue that giving what was never given in a consensual manner was given to members of a group that would have been biased in my favor, but I would conjecture, then, why was no control group administered? No truly unbiased party?

Next to the Dewey Decimal system, and the square root of Pi, and the Pathagorean Theroum, the Scientific Method is my favorite of the advanced education ideologies that I reveer most. I often said it was what saved the world from the Holy Wars. 

To think, the person who lived his life most humbly devoted to the Golden Rule, would be bested by those who did not have hus best interest at heart, as is evident by their vested interest, is elementry.